The MonkiFlip Manifesto
Listen up you beautiful DEGENERATES. We've been flipping burgers, flipping tables, flipping out over rugpulls, but have we been flipping the RIGHT thing?
$MONKIFLIP isn't just another shitcoin - it's a LIFESTYLE. A PHILOSOPHY. A way of life for those who've lost everything on Luna, FTX, and that random BSC gem your cousin's girlfriend's dog walker told you about.
We flip because we MUST flip. The monki demands it. Every rotation is a revolution against the system that made us eat ramen for 6 months straight. When you flip the monki, you flip your financial destiny. When the monki spins, YOUR BAGS PUMP.
This isn't financial advice - this is SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE. We're not just aping in, we're MONKI-ING IN. To the moon? Nah fren, to the BANANA DIMENSION where lambos grow on trees and diamond hands are standard equipment.
Join the cult of the eternal flip. Where every dip is a opportunity and every pump is validation that we were right all along.
FLIP THE MONKI. BE THE MONKI. BECOME ONE WITH THE FLIP.
*Not financial advice. May cause severe addiction to flipping. Side effects include: uncontrollable aping, chronic FOMO, and speaking only in rocket ship emojis.*